1.A person Asked God"What surprises you most about mankind ?"God replied"They lose their health to make money and then lose their money to restore their health "By thinking anxiously about the future they forget the present such that they live neither for the present nor for the future.
2. A good friend is like a good bra... hard 2 find- comfortable- supportive- prevents u from falling- holds u tight- and is always close 2 ur heart!
3.This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
4.Wat's the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty? ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means that the show is over. But pulling down a panty means IT'S SHOWTIME!
5.According 2 Chinese Docs, a Woman'S Body has Five Rooms: 1.FACE-Show room 2.BOOBS-Play room 3.TUMMY-Store room 4.VAGINA-Men's room 5.ANUS-Emergency room
6.Beat me bash me bite my bum, I 'll whip u strip u til u cum, suck me fuck me lick me out, pull my nipples til i shout
7.Advantages of breast milk A. No need to boil B. Cat cannot steal C.available in attractive containers D.Liked by all age groups E.Ek Par Ek FREE
8.Is it d whiskey dat makes u frisky.Is it d brandy dat makes u randy,Is it d gin dat makes u slip in,Is it d rum dat makes u cum!
9.HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN; caress, excite, cuddle, fascinate, spoil, kiss, rub, tease, pamper, console, worship, respect & love.HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN; blow job
Sex+drugs+rock+rave,lets get drunk & misbehav,on weed+speed +little e's,well get drunk & talk 2 trees,u only live once & den u die,so fuck em all & lets get high!
10do u know what's the diference between U geting laid, and the pope geting laid?? if the pope gets laid, it's a sin, and if U get laid, its a miracle!! :)
