SAYARI

NAZAR SE MILAKAR NAZAR CHOOM LOONGA.
CHHUPOGI AGAR DHOOND KAR CHOOM LOONGA.
NA JANE KAHAN KAB KIDHAR CHOOM LOONGA.
JIDHAR DIL NE CHAHA UDHAR CHOOM LOONGA.

HOMEOPATHIC REMEDIES

ACONITE NAPELLUS
- Feverish or inflammatory conditions; colds in head; intense thirst.

ALLIUM CEPA
Acrid, nasal discharge; bland eye secretions; catarrhal headaches;
hoarseness.
ANTIMONIUM TART
Bronchitis; asthmatic conditions, croup and other respiratory troubles, with
rattle of mucus in the chest.
APIS MEL
Edema in any part of the body, kidney disorders; ovarian and uterine
inflammations.
ARNICA MONTANA
Palliation of sore, lame, bruised feeling from injuries. Muscular soreness after
overexertion.
ARSENICUM ALB
Severe colds with weakness; restlessness; sneezing; watery burning secretion;
burning skin eruptions. (alternate with Aconite)
BELLADONNA
Eruptive fevers and inflammatory conditions; boils, abscesses, tonsillitis and
congestive dysmenorrhea.
BRYONIA ALBA
Dry hacking cough with stitching pains caused by cold; nausea from
constipation; bitter taste, nausea with headache.
CANTHARIS
For inflamed and irritated urinary organs; ulcerative pain; inflammation of the
bowels with diarrhea.
CARBO VEG
For eructation's after eating and drinking, sluggish digestion, gas or flatulence.
CAUSTICUM
Hoarseness, soreness of larynx; drawing pains in the muscular tissue;
bedwetting; reecho of sounds.
CHAMOMILE
For the palliation of restlessness, fretfulness, irritation of children and infants,
especially during periods of dentition. Stool watery, greenish; colic sniffles with
slight cold.
CHELIDONIUMAJUS
To stimulate the functions of a sluggish liver and gall bladder with symptoms
of nausea; yellowish skin.
CHIONANTHUS VIRGINICA
For the relief of nausea and headaches accompanying it. To stimulate the flow
of bile.
CIMICIFUGA
Used for ovarian irritation and uterine cramps; nausea subdue false labor and
possible miscarriage.
ECHINACEA ANGUSTIFOLIA
For the relief of irritations of the throat and tonsils; boils and other minor skin
eruptions; stimulates the immune system.
GELSEMIUM
For simple fever with languid, tired feeling, dull headaches, pains.
HAMAMELIS VIRG
Palliation of bleeding hemorrhoids; varicose veins and ulcerations.
HEPAR SULPH
Rattling, croupy coughs, throat irritation with hoarseness; healing boils
IGNATIA
For nervous aggravation and hysteria; insomnia; grief; twitching muscles;
hiccough, sour eructation's; weakness.
IPECAC
Simple nausea and vomiting in simple stomach disorders; cough with nausea.
LEDUM PAL
Skin disorders, especially punctures; itching acne; insect bites
Affectsrheumatic diathesis.
MERCURIUSINIODIDE
Simple throat irritation with redness; painful swallowing; tonsils swollen.
MERCURIUS VIV
Offensive, nasal discharge during colds, with rawness of nose and throat;
diarrhea with nausea.
NUX VOMICA
Palliation of indigestion from errors in diet; distress after eating; sour, bitter
taste, simple headache with indigestion or constipation. Rectal irritation from
hemorrhoids.
PHOSPHORUS
Persistent coughs after colds, hoarseness, nervousness; irritated, inflamed
and degenerated mucous membranes.
PODOPHYLLUM
Nausea and headache accompanying it. For nausea and diarrhea alternate
with Mercurius viv. Rectal troubles.
PULSATILLA
Simple menstrual irregularities; suppressed, painful indigestion with bitter
taste;fat food disagrees; simple nasal catarrh. Preeminently female remedy.
RHUS TOX
Rheumatic pains with swelling and redness; itching, blistering skin eruptions,
as with poison ivy.
RUTA GRAV
Eye strain, redness of eyes caused by close work in poor light. Strains and
sprains of tendons.
SABAL SERRULATA
Palliation of prostatic irritation and enlargement, causing difficult urination.
Catarrhal of the bladder.
SEPIA
Tendency toward miscarriage; nausea; menopausal fatigue. Postnasal
congestion; depression; milky discharges.
SPONGIA TOSTA
Acute coughs; bronchial irritation; hoarseness; spasmodic croupy coughs of
children. Dryness of air passages.
SULPHUR
Persistent offensive secretions from nasal passages, skin dry, scaly, itching.
Great thirst. Flatulence's. Offensive odors.
THUJA OCC
Palliation of skin disorders and catarrhal conditions with formation of wart-like
excrescence's. Glandular pains.
VERATRUM ALB
Sudden onset of faintness, cold sweats, collapse and prostration. Also for
severe diarrhea with profuse perspiration and muscle weakness. Vomiting of
bile, retching after stomach is empty.

Kyoto Protocol

What is the Kyoto Protocol?
History:
The concept of sustainable development dates back a long way but it was at the UN Conference on Human Environment (Stockholm, 1972) that the international community met for the first time to consider global environment and development needs.
The 20th anniversary of Stockholm took place in 1992 in Rio de Janeiro. The UN Conference on Environment and Development, the "Earth Summit", agreed on Agenda 21 and the Rio Declaration.
The Summit brought environment and development issues firmly into the public arena. Along with the Rio Declaration and Agenda 21 it led to agreement on two legally binding conventions: Biological Diversity and the Framework Convention on Climate Change (FCCC).
The Protocol
The Kyoto Protocol is a document signed by about 180 countries at Kyoto, Japan, in december 1997.
The protocol commits 38 industrialised countries to cut their emissions of greenhouse gases between 2008 to 2012 to levels that are 5.2 per cent below 1990 levels.
How are greenhouse gases produced and what impact do they have on the environment?
Greenhouse gases is a term a used for gases (like carbon dioxide) which are mainly generated as a result of burning fossil fuels like coal, petrol and diesel.
While, the use of these fuels have helped industrialisation enormously, it has caused a steady increase in levels of carbon rich gases and other pollutants. Scientists predict that higher levels of greenhouse gases will cause a significant warming of the earth by about one to five degrees celcius.
This could cause potentially disastrous changes in the environment like violent storms, expanding deserts and melting ice caps, causing sea levels to rise and engulf coastal regions.
According to one estimate, global warming could cost the world about $5 trillion. Developing countries are expected to be the hardest hit.

JISE SANSAAR KI

Jise Sansaar Ki Iccha Usse Sansaar MilJaaye
Mujhe Keval Milo Tum Aur Tumhara Pyar Mil Jaaye..!!
Tumhare Naam Mai Likh Du, Sitare, Chaand Aur Sooraj,
Tumhara Bhagya Likhne Ka, Agar Adhikaar Mil Jaaye..!!
Use Koyal Nahi Bhaye, Use Bulbul Nahi Bhaye,
Tumhara Bol Sunne Ko, Jisse Ek Baar Mil Jaaye..!!
Na Kashti ki, Na Sahil Ki, Use Kwayeesh Rahe Koyee,
Tumhare Pyar Ki Gehri, Jise Majdhaar Mil Jaaye..!!
Use Chinta Na Jeene Ki, Na Merne Ki Satati Hai,
Tumhari Chand-Soorat Ka Jise Didaar Mil Jaaye..!!

HISTORY OF MAHOBA

History of Chandella

Before the rise of Chandellas, Mahoba was held by the Gaharwar and Pratihar clans of Rajputs. The Chandella ruler Chandra-Verman, who hailed from Maniagarh, his birth place near Panna, took it over from Pratihar rulers and adopted it as his Capital. Later, Vakpati, Jejja, Vijai Shakti and Rahila-deva succeeded him.

The name Mahoba is derived from 'Mahotsav Nagar', the city of great festivals , which were celeberated here by Chandra-Verman or Nannuka, The traditional founder of the Chandella Dynasty.

Among the later Chandela rulers whose names are particularly associated with the local monuments are Vijai-pal (1035-1045 AD) who built the Vijai-sagar lake, Keerti-Verman (1060-1100 AD) built Keerat sagar tank and Madan-Verman (1128-1164 AD) who built Madan Sagar. The last prominent Chandella ruler was Parmardi-deva or Parmal whose name is still popular due to the heroic deeds of his two Generals 'Alha' and 'Udala' who own many battles. The court poet Jagnik Rao has made their names immortal through his popular ballad (Veer-Kavya) 'Alha-Khand'. It is recited through-out the hindi speaking masses in the country. In 1860 AD an English Officer of the East India Company, Mr. William Waterfield was so impressed with the ballad that he translated it into English under the title name of 'Lay of Alha' which was published by the Oxford University Press of England. Another prominent scripture which has an account of Mahoba's grandure is the Jain text 'Prabhandh-kosh' which refers to its magnificence which could only be realized and not described.
The reign of Parmardi-deva or Parmala,the Fifteen ruler of the dynasty,witnessed the fall of Mahoba.In 1182 A.D.differences arose between Parmala and Delhi king Prithviraj who gave an ultimatum lying certain conditions to be fulfilled by Parmala or to surrender.He made seize of Mahoba and his General Chaumund Rai even made a surprise attack on the Kajli procession of queen Malhna who hadgone to Keerat Sagar tank to offer Kajli Pooja on the Raksha-Bandhan day.A grim fight ensued in which Mahoba warriors:Udala,Brahma,Ranjeet,and Abhai(son of Mahila) repulsed the attack and Chaumund-Rai had to flee to his base camp at Pachpahara.The Kajli-Pooja was consequently celebrated the next day and that traditioncontinues to be followed even to this date.The third day is observed as a Victory Day and a thanks-giving Pooja is performed to Lord Shiva,Gajantak Shiva idol on Gokhar hill.
Later,the Chauhan King Prithvi Raj captured Mahoba despite the brave fight put-up by the Banafer brothers:Alha and Udal.Other warriors of Mahoba viz.Udal,Brahma,Malkhan,Sulkhan,Dheba & Tala Saiyyad etc.laid down their lives in the battle.Parmala had to retreat to Kalinjar leaving Mahoba in the hands of the conqueror.Prithvi Raj appointed his Thanapati Pajjun Rai as his administrator.A few years later,he was driven out by samarjeet,son of Parmala.This,however,could not stop the begining of the end of Chandella rule.Two decades later,Qutubuddin Aibek vanquised Mahoba and Kalinjar in 1203 A.D..Aibk took away immense booty with thousands of artisans as prisoners.He deported most of them to Ghazni as slaves and got constructed beautiful buildings there.Later,Trailokya Verman,another son of Parmala,recovered Mahoba and Kalinjar but the Chandellas lost their eminence.Mahoba had to lose its independence and become a part of the Delhi Sultanate.
After about 2 centuries of obsecurity a notable Chandella ruler Keerat Pal Singh rose to power and re-estabilished his domain over Kalinjar and Mahoba.His illustrious daughter Durga Wati was married to Gond ruler Dalpat-shah of Garh Mandla(near Jabalpur) in 1543 A.D..Later,Keerat Pal Singh battled bravely with Sher Shah Suri,while defending Kalinjar fort in 1545 A.D..Sher Shah,however,captured the fort after a prolonged fight but was killed in an explosion while directing final assault on the fort.
The account of Rani Durga Wati's deeds is most glorious. She administrated her territory admirably well after the death of Raja Dalpat Shah and in 1564 a.d. gallantly resisted the unprovked aggression of Mughal king Akbar,whose general Asif Khan attacted Garh Mandla to annex Rani's territory. The Rani gave a brave fight but lost her life in the battle-field. The aggression of Akbar on women rulers like Durga Wati and Chand-bibi tarnish his image as a liberal ruler.

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